Posts Tagged ‘Funny News’

Grand Canyon … I want you!

// September 26th, 2003 // No Comments » // tagged:

I guess its true that things happen in threes -- John Ritter, Johnny Cash and now Robert Palmer. Dead at only 54 years old. Unbelievable. RIP. :bigthumb: Dear Santa ... all I want for Christmas is a .... Grand Canyon Monitor ... it's only $17,500 Geekier than thou - be sure to click on the archives below the main picture (too many funny ones to link !) Congratulations, Mr. Jeffries .... these ears are insured for $47,800 !! Do Not Call list faces more hang ups! I'm still holding out hope that one day that annoying telemarketer company could actually get fined for calling me in the middle of my dinner! :shocked: Scary Plastic Surgery Results .... a chronicle of celebrity plastic surgery :headscratch: Uh ... ok ....

lego motherboard?

// September 16th, 2003 // No Comments » // tagged:

A server in a guitar? PC in a biscuit tin? And I thought I was a computer geek? Atleast I haven't tried to reconfigure my dell to work in my curling iron!!!!

Star Wars Kid

// August 25th, 2003 // 4 Comments » // tagged:

Did you hear about this kid? :evillaugh: Star Wars Kid. This 15 year old was goofing off at a school video studio and recorded himself fighting a mock battle with a golf ball retriever lightsaber. His friends found the video and uploaded it-- and it's now caused an internet frenzy. Click here for the website -- and be sure to check out the over SEVENTY clone videos people have done. Version 2 is hilarious!!! Oh -- and have your sound on ;)

Synchronized Swimming and Cupid’s Robert A.

// August 15th, 2003 // No Comments » // tagged:

It's Friday! Finally! What a long week this has been .... I thought the weekend would never get here. We don't have any plans other than a Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers concert tomorrow night. It's being held at an outdoor amphitheatre and although we have reserved seats I'm still hoping for no rain. We've had rain every day this week, and even with seats its just going to make the whole thing yucky if its raining. Our summer has been strange here. I don't think we've had more than 3 days of successive nice weather. We've had really bad rain and thunderstorms at least twice a week almost all summer. Finding time to mow the lawn is difficult because the grass seems to always be wet -- so when we have two days in a row with no rain, we're outside trying to get all this stuff done that we can't do in the rain. Ugh. I remember when we moved here almost three years ago (three years! wow! time flies!) -- I wondered why I had never heard that Nashville gets a lot of rain. Whew. At least we all have green lawns and lush plants :) Did you read about Ted Williams body being cryogenically preserved? I don't know if technology might eventually figure out how to restore life to someone who has died and been frozen. But I do think there is a better chance of doing it if his HEAD is still ATTACHED. How is that supposed to work? That means they've got to figure out how to bring him back to life AND reattach his head and solve the whole spinal cord severed problem. Not likely. How could you let yourself get to this state? I can't imagine. Was I the only girl growing up who every time I got in a swimming pool would do handstands and try to do other things .... and think it would be kinda neat to do synchronized swimming? And this is all I have to say about this week's Cupid. Robert. Huh????? Hank. Awwww!!!!!!

Gingerbread PC

// December 28th, 2002 // No Comments » // tagged:

A few interesting links for today: - This is the scariest thing I've seen in a long time. Be warned. - This is kinda cool ... especially for teachers! - Check out Rae's new layout and new blog site! - Geez! Kids today. - This is bizarre. I'm a Christian and I'm still wondering who buys their kids this?!? - Just when you think people can't get any more stupid ..... - Gingerbread PC ... yumm yumm - Guys MAC is stolen, ends up busting an Ebay Scam (although I think DELL users worldwide would unite if something like this happened too ... I love my Dell :)

Scary Picture

// August 27th, 2002 // No Comments » // tagged:

OK, I'm blogging. Happy Susie and Kelly? I told you guys I feel like a loser when I have nothing to blog about. But here I am. Blogging. About Nothing. Still no news on the house offer. We do know there are three offers on the house -- and they all must be pretty similar because the crappy bank that owns the house is having a tough time making a decision. Jeff was supposed to go by the bank today (because its located in Texas) and give them the third degree and basically hold them up til they give us the house. I haven't heard a report from him yet -- hopefully he made it out alive :) And now for a little fun :) Enjoy !! This is hilarious, but if it works ....... This is just plain weird. A couple of, ahem, nutbags with too much, uh, time on their hands. And this is a neat new search engine ... very "graphically enhanced" -- worth a look just to see something different. The way it displays the search results is different from any other search engine I've ever seen!! However, it's not the best when you're actually LOOKING for something. This is naughty -- and not for the youngsters. Similar to the rose sculpture in NYC that Rae posted at her site a while back... hehe Scary. I wonder how big their donations will be next year? LOL Geez are people really THIS stupid??? What's wrong with this picture? (Keep your sound at a normal level & move your mouse over the following photograph to see what is wrong in the picture. A "click" will be heard when you find the defect!)
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