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I love April 1 online .... people really go all out. Here are a few of my favorites:
Search tomorrow's web ... today:
http://www.google.com.au/intl
Never send an email late again:
http://mail.google.com/mail
Election Deathmatch:
http://www.espn4.com/
We've all seen this before ... but some parts are just too funny to not highlight again when it's making the rounds.
From May 1955 Housekeeping Monthly
The good wife's guide
* Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they get home and the prospect of a good meal is part of the warm welcome needed.
* Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
* Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
* Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Run a dustcloth over the tables.
* During the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering to his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
* Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Encourage the children to be quiet.
* Be happy to see him.
* Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
* Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
* Don't greet him with complaints and problems.
* Don't complain if he's late for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through at work.
* Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or lie him down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
* Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
* Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
* A good wife always knows her place.
Yes. It's something else from Drivl.
Just a few ... but visit the site for the whole list complete with movie examples and thoughtful reasoning ;)
*The just-in-time bomb disabling
*The "Now, what were you going to say?"
*Subduing the killer and promptly running away instead of repeatedly kicking his face in
*The makeover that turns an already-pretty girl into a hot sex kitten
*The disproportionately huge apartment that realistically can't be affordable for the person habiting it
I'd love to see Pam's additions to this list ... as she is the most movie knowledgeable person I know.
"Heroes" Secret Revealed - Who is the Most Powerful Hero?
Excerpts:
**In episode 15, Claire's mom recognizes Mr. Muggles as a threat and Claire discovers her in the kitchen screaming at him in horror. Minutes later, Claire's mom appears to forget the incident and becomes complacent and loving (Mr. Muggles erasing her memory?).
**Mr. Muggles is immortalized in a painting hanging in the Bennets' home. Loving gesture...or the work of Issac Mendez? You decide.
**Sylar uses Mr. Muggles as an excuse to get into the Bennet house. A closer look reveals Mr. Muggles is the one in control.
I can't believe they didn't include the allusion to Harry Potter-dom with his very name ... Mr. Muggles. It is CLEARLY an attempt to throw us off and make us believe that Mr. Muggles is completely without power. But we know the truth ...
Saw this in Davis-Kidd Booksellers this weekend. y'all magazine. Seriously??
Hehe! Too funny! Microsoft Frontpage ad touting that they are cleaning up their code ... has an html error! Hehe!!! Take a look :)
This guy works at Barnes and Noble and has posted a collection of stories from the workplace ... it is hilarious!!!!
I guess its true that things happen in threes -- John Ritter, Johnny Cash and now Robert Palmer. Dead at only 54 years old. Unbelievable. RIP.
:bigthumb: Dear Santa ... all I want for Christmas is a .... Grand Canyon Monitor ... it's only $17,500
Geekier than thou - be sure to click on the archives below the main picture (too many funny ones to link !)
Congratulations, Mr. Jeffries .... these ears are insured for $47,800 !!
Do Not Call list faces more hang ups! I'm still holding out hope that one day that annoying telemarketer company could actually get fined for calling me in the middle of my dinner!
:shocked: Scary Plastic Surgery Results .... a chronicle of celebrity plastic surgery
:headscratch: Uh ... ok ....
