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Dell Loves Lacy

// June 30th, 2004 // 5 Comments » // tagged:

I get to keep it. :bounce: Lacy is doing a happy dance. :dance:

Please don’t take my candy away

// June 29th, 2004 // 6 Comments » // tagged:

Last week, we purchased a new computer at work. I ordered a standard Dell Dimension machine ... nothing snazzy or exciting. But Dell accidentally shipped their brand new Optiplex GX280 with DVD burner, CD burner, Zip drive, 1GB memory ... all the bells-n-whistles. There are like 10 usb ports. Two graphics cards. Sending it back just seems wrong. How can they do this to me? We have spent thousands of dollars with Dell over the past two years, so I emailed our sales rep to see what they wanted me to do.
TO: SCOTT @ DELL FROM: LACY @ FBC RE: New Dell Computer Hi Scott. I feel like a child who has had candy put in front of their face, and then that candy is snatched away. Evidently, when my order shipped, the wrong computer was sent to me. It's much nicer than the one I ordered (I'm salivating as I look at it) ... its not even the same model!!! All the paperwork is for the machine we ordered -- but the computer itself is an Optiplex GX270. Not sure how this happened -- and wondered what you guys wanted to do about it. My contact information can be found below. Let me know what you want us to do!
I'm giving them the opening to do the right thing. Which is, of course, to let me keep it!! Don't you think that's only fair? It is THEIR mistake after all ....

What email client do you use?

// June 29th, 2004 // 6 Comments » // tagged:

Outlook, Outlook Express, Thunderbird, Mozilla, Eudora, Opera, KMail, Pegasus ... the list goes on and on. What client do you use, and what do you like most about it? (I'm thinking of moving away from Outlook - right now I'm thinking to Thunderbird - but I wanted to see what other people were using and how they liked it).

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// June 28th, 2004 // No Comments » // tagged:

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// June 28th, 2004 // 3 Comments » // tagged: > >

When you call customer support for computers, I think the very first options should be:
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// June 28th, 2004 // No Comments » // tagged:

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The Computer Prayer

// June 28th, 2004 // No Comments » // tagged:

Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by name; Thy code be clean, Thy fonts be seen On screen as they are on paper. Give us this day our documents, And lead us not into fragmentation But deliver us our data. For thine is the SCSI, And the EISA, and the NuBus, Forever and Ever, Amen.

Marking Your Territory

// June 25th, 2004 // 1 Comment » // tagged: >

Behind our house, we have approximately 1.5 acres of our property surrounded by a nice sturdy fenceline. When we first brought MacGyver home two weeks ago, and let him loose in our back-yard, he went insane with joy. Then he proceeded to pee on every single tree in the yard. It was a systematic and thorough process. We had recently planted some leyland cyprus trees - and they are only 2 feet tall - but he didn't miss those. Every single tree. We have LOTS of trees. When we take him on walks, he tries to mark all the trees along the way. Does he have an un-ending supply with which to mark his territory? He seems to never run out! On Monday, I had picked up a large Yucca Cane plant from the Home Depot Nursery. I unloaded it from the car, set it down on the driveway, turned around to close the car door - and by the time I turned around to pick up the plant and take it around to the front porch, MacGyver had already peed on it. I'm talking less than 30 seconds here, people.

Sarah and Grampy

// June 25th, 2004 // 2 Comments » // tagged:

I found a roll of film this week - and it was from way back in January of this year! When I had it developed, I was pleasantly surprised to find some sweet pictures of Sarah & my Grampy (her great-grandfather.)