The Famous ROPMA.NET Terrorism Quiz

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"...One hundred percent of the successful terrorist attacks on commercial airlines for 20 years have been committed by Arabs. When there is a 100 percent chance of being hijacked by an Arab Muslim Extremist, it ceases to be a profile. It's called a 'description of the suspect...." -- Ann Coulter

The Famous ROPMA.NET Terrorism Quiz!

#1 In 1968 who assassinated Robert Kennedy?
(a) Abbie Hoffman
(b) Tiny Tim
(c) Charles Manson
(d) Muslim male extremist between the age of 17 and 40

#2 In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:
(a) Olga Korbett
(b) Sitting Bull
(c) Arnold Schwarzenegger
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

#3 In 1979,the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
(a) Lost Norwegians
(b) Elvis
(c) A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

#4 During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
(a) John Dillinger
(b) The King of Sweden
(c) The Boy Scouts
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

#5 In 1981, Pope John Paul II was shot 4 times in an assasination attempt by: (Updated by ROPMA Reader Michele.)

(a) Christopher Columbus
(b) Gene Simmons of "KISS"
(c) Vlad the Impaler,
(d) Muslim male extremists between the age of 17 and 40. (Name: Mehmet Ali Hagca)


#5 In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
(a) A Domino's pizza delivery boy
(b) Pee Wee Herman
(c) Geraldo Rivera making up for a slow news day
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

#6 In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked, and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard by:
(a) The Smurfs
(b) Davy Jones
(c) The Little Mermaid
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

#7 In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver was murdered by:
(a) Captain Kidd
(b) Charles Lindbergh
(c) Mother Teresa
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

#8 In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
(a) Scooby Doo
(b) The Tooth Fairy
(c) Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid with dynamite left over from the train job.
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 ** Update - Libya Accepted Responsibility. Libya is a Muslim country. **

#9 In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
(a) Richard Simmons
(b) Grandma Moses
(c) Michael Jordan
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


#10 In 1996 19 Americans were killed and hundreds more woulded at the U.S. Military complex at Khobar Towers, Saudi Arabia because of attacks by: (Update by ROPMA Reader Steven K.)

(a) The Verizon Guy (Can you hear me now?)
(b) Domino's Pizza "noid"
(c)Clinton Administration Secretary of State Madeline Albright
(d)Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

#11 In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
(a) Mr. Rogers
(b) Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
(c) The World Wrestling Federation to promote its next villain: "Mustapha the Merciless"
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

#12 In 2000, The USS Cole was attacked and more than 15 American Sailors were killed by:
(a) David Letterman
(b) Shaquille O'Neil
(c) The Cookie Monster
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

#13 On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked and destroyed and thousands of people were killed by:
(a) Bugs Bunny, Wile Coyote, Daffy Duck, and Elmer Fudd
(b) The Supreme Court of Florida
(c) Mr. Bean
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

#14 In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
(a) Enron
(b) The Lutheran Church
(c) The NFL
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

#15 In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
(a) Bonny and Clyde
(b) Captain Kangaroo
(c) Billy Graham
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

#16 In 2001 Phillipene Missionaries Gracia and Martin Burnham were kidnapped, held for over a year, and Martin subsequently killed by:
(a) Mr. Rogers
(b) Scooby Doo and Shaggy
(c) Ronald Reagan
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

#17 On July 4th 2002, 2 Innocent Airline Passengers Were Killed, And 3 Others Injured at the ticket counter of El Al Airlines in the LAX International terminal by:
(a) Hulk Hogan after losing the WWF Title
(b) The cast of Monty Python
(c) Senator Lil' Tommy Daschle
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 41

#18 On July 31st 2002 5 Americans were killed by a Palestinian HAMAS bomber in Jerusalem while attending school by:
(a) The US Congress
(b) The Tooth Fairy
(c) The Easter Bunny
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

#19 On October 12th 2002 more than 200 innocent civilians (including 200 Australians and 5 Americans) were brutally murdered by:

(a) Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy
(b) Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street
(c) Charles Barkley
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 41


#20 On October 29th 2002 more than 700 Moscow theatre goers were taken hostage and threatened with execution by:

(a) Royal Canadian Mounted Police
(b) Laurie Dhue of Fox News Channel
(c) Phil Donahue, of MSNBC, pissed because Fox News is kicking hihttp://www.ROPMA.NET s ass
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 41

"Nope... I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?

So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winner and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone because of profiling. "

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As I was being given a random secondary search at the airport recently --I, whom even Helen Keller would not mistake for an Arab Muslim-- I was wondering how more efficiently we could have responded to the war against us being currently conducted (or, if you take the historial longview, resumed) by the Muslims.

My brilliant idea was this: to have the Ara bic phrase on which Islam is based --There is no god but Allah and Muhammad is his Prophet-- printed on mats, and ask all passengers to walk on it. Those who refuse would be searched. It would save a lot of time and money and inconvenience and it would even give outraged future-dhimmi liberals a chance to show solidarity with their Muslim fellow-victims. The rest of us could just get on the plane. What's not to love? Why am I not in charge of Homeland Security?

:wave: I usually dont post a comment on this kind of thing but it makes alot of sense! I'm tired of being politically correct about this whole thing we need to do something to take back some of our rights as AMERICANS!we are not the ones who did this so why is it that we are the only ones to have to go through this? its terrible when my 7 year old son has to ask when he needs to take off his shoes so a strange man can look into them before we can get on a plane!

Why are questions 21 - 40 missing? Regardless, here they are ...

#21 - In 1963, who bombed Birmingham’s 16th Street Baptist Church?

(a) Muslim male extremist between the age of 17 and 40
(b) the Ku Klux Klan


#22 - In 1970, who executed the Vice Premier of Quebec?

(a) Muslim male extremist between the age of 17 and 40
(b) the Quebec Liberation Front


#23 - In 1971, who bombed a pub in Belfast killing 15 people?

(a) Muslim male extremist between the age of 17 and 40
(b) the Ulster Volunteer Force


#24 - In 1972, who carried out the infamous “Bloody Sunday” bombings?

(a) Muslim male extremist between the age of 17 and 40
(b) the Provisional Irish Republican Army


#25 - In 1974, who bombed a cafeteria in Madrid, killing 12?

(a) Muslim male extremist between the age of 17 and 40
(b) the Basque Euskadi Ta Askatasuna


#26 - In 1975, who bombed the Fraunces Tavern in New York City?

(a) Muslim male extremist between the age of 17 and 40
(b) the Puerto Rican Fuerzas Armadas de Liberación Nacional


#27 - In 1982, who killed 9 people in a bomb explosion in Ankara, Turkey?

(a) Muslim male extremist between the age of 17 and 40
(b) the Armenian Secret Army for the Liberation of Armenia


#28 - In 1983, who killed 21 people in a bombing in Rangoon, Burma?

(a) Muslim male extremist between the age of 17 and 40
(b) agents of the North Korean government


#29 - In 1984, who took hundreds hostage at the Golden Shrine in Amristar, India?

(a) Muslim male extremist between the age of 17 and 40
(b) Sikh nationalists


#30 - In 1985, who bombed Air India Flight 182, killing 329?

(a) Muslim male extremist between the age of 17 and 40
(b) Sikh nationalists


#31 - In 1987, who killed 11 people in a bombing in Enniskillen, Northern Ireland?

(a) Muslim male extremist between the age of 17 and 40
(b) the Provisional Irish Republican Army


#32 - In 1990, who bombed the U.S. embassy in Lima, Peru?

(a) Muslim male extremist between the age of 17 and 40
(b) the Tupac Amaru Revolutionary Movement


#33 - In 1991, who assassinated Former Indian Prime Minister Rajiv Gandhi?

(a) Muslim male extremist between the age of 17 and 40
(b) the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam


#34 - In 1994, who killed 29 at a Muslim mosque in Hebron?

(a) Muslim male extremist between the age of 17 and 40
(b) Jewish extremist and U.S. citizen Baruch Goldstein


#35 - In 1995, who released Sarin nerve gas on a crowded subway in Tokyo, Japan killing 12 and injuring 5,700?

(a) Muslim male extremist between the age of 17 and 40
(b) the Aum Shinri-Kyo cult

#36 - In 1995, who bombed the the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma?

(a) Muslim male extremist between the age of 17 and 40
(b) Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols


#37 - In 1996, who detonated a bomb in the Olympic Park in Atlanta, Georgia during the Summer Olympics, causing the death of two people and injuring 110?

(a) Muslim male extremist between the age of 17 and 40
(b) anti-abortion terrorist Eric Robert Rudolph


#38 - In 1996, who took several hundred people hostage at the Japanese Ambassador’s residence in Lima, Peru?

(a) Muslim male extremist between the age of 17 and 40
(b) the Tupac Amaru Revolutionary Movement


#39 - In 1998, who blew up a pipeline in Columbia, killing 71?

(a) Muslim male extremist between the age of 17 and 40
(b) The Columbian National Liberation Army


#40 - In 2002, who took 900 hostages in a Moscow theatre?

(a) Muslim male extremist between the age of 17 and 40
(b) Chechen separatists

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