Behind our house, we have approximately 1.5 acres of our property surrounded by a nice sturdy fenceline. When we first brought MacGyver home two weeks ago, and let him loose in our back-yard, he went insane with joy. Then he proceeded to pee on every single tree in the yard. It was a systematic and thorough process. We had recently planted some leyland cyprus trees - and they are only 2 feet tall - but he didn't miss those. Every single tree. We have LOTS of trees. When we take him on walks, he tries to mark all the trees along the way. Does he have an un-ending supply with which to mark his territory? He seems to never run out!
On Monday, I had picked up a large Yucca Cane plant from the Home Depot Nursery. I unloaded it from the car, set it down on the driveway, turned around to close the car door - and by the time I turned around to pick up the plant and take it around to the front porch, MacGyver had already peed on it. I'm talking less than 30 seconds here, people.
My husband jokes that our dog has two bladders, one he needs to empty like normal, and the other he uses to "mark" stuff...it never seems to run out either! You blog about your dog made me laugh out loud, they can be so...weird...sometimes (okay, a lot of the time!).