(Do your own Christmas Mad Lib!!)
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Addie's Christmas party. It was Jeff who spiked the punch with too much diet coke. I can't help it if I drank 14 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like rotten eggs.
I thought it was funny when I put Hillary's sweater on my head and danced the Macarena on the Desk Chair while singing `It's My Life'. I didn't mean to break Addie's remote control and don't know why Gina would sue me for grand theft.
I don't remember calling Rob's fiance a flimsy donkey---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and green lipstick!
And when I threw up on Christie's husband's foot, it was only because I ate too much of that chips.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my ford escape through my neighbor's bathroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a bloody cow and have me arrested for embezzlement!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all slimy and beautiful. And I'm really not to blame for any of this big stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and loudly yours,
Lacy (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 32 bucks!
My version says:
"I thought it was funny when I put Addie's sock on my head and danced the salsa on the pottery barn coffee table while singing `Welcome to the Jungle'. I didn't mean to break Rob's kareoke machine and don't know why Rob would sue me for public nudity."
Sounds like it was quite a party. It's a shame I don't remember it.
Jeff's got nothin' on me. Mine says:
I thought it was funny when I put Lacy's bra on my head and danced the cabbage patch on the antique piano while singing `Ice Ice Baby'. I didn't mean to break Gina's pocket-sized handy-sew and don't know why Gina would sue me for public urination.
Oh no, it gets better:
I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Range Rover through my neighbor's chimney. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a humongous flamingo and have me arrested for stealing!
Man alive, remind me never to drink what Gina was serving again. :drunk:
man that was a wild party ... although jeff is ALWAYS going around naked these days. It's getting rather old. And Christie ... peeing in public AGAIN? tisk tisk ....
I'm starting to think that if we all DO meet, it better be outside so Jeff can maybe hold back the urge to get naked, and christie can urinate all she wants in the woods. woohoo! :dance: